July 2004 Archives

As most of you might know from the news, Teresa Heinz Kerry told Colin McNickle, editorial page editor of the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, a conservative newspaper, to "shove it". And boy, the right went wild: "A woman, with an Un-american accent told one of us to shove it." I'm sure that's what they are saying.

Hello all. Miss the hell out of everyone.

So life in the tropics is shweet! Getting high on chicha de whatever. See chicha is juice. Not just juice but sweetened juice. Were talking fistful o sugar. Yeah! There is chicha de nancy ( Nancy is a yellow berry the size of an olive that grows plentiful on trees around these here parts, and are picked and placed in water, usually in a 2 liter bottle of Coke), chicha de naranja, and my favorite chicha de guanabana ( a green balloon-sized fruit that tastes better than a pear-trust me). Oh, and don\'t even bother trying to find 100% OJ...not gonna happen. So I just drink black-as-bitch coffee every morning.

Hello and greeting all from Panama.

Writing to you from a busted up computer in la chorrera in Panama province. well im still alive. only getting fatter from all the crap that they cook here. everything is fried. But I never really turn any food down.

Because, as you know the RNC tackles the real issues.

This was found on the RNC website, along with other issues that make me want to have him as president and not VP.

• Edwards Claims ?Natural Connection? With Rural People, But Flunked Funk?s Rural Q&A.
  

  
  

• Edwards Has ?Never Done Any Serious Farming.?
  

  
  

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  Edwards Doesn?t Follow Weekly NASCAR Races, Adds He ?Doesn?t Follow Anything Except Politicking.?
  

  
  

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  Edwards Hasn?t Hunted Or Fished ?In Years.?
  

  
  

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  Edwards Has ?In The Past Been A Country Music Fan.?
  

  
  

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  Edwards Can?t Even Remember Make Or Model Of His Own Truck.

Awe Yea The 4th. so much fun was had, so much alky-hol was consumed so much beach, bike and BBQ action. I have become so tan and sore and my voice is almost gone. all to celebrate the BIRFday of our nation... I love it.

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adam_pants

the 4th
A time to reflect on our founding fathers and what they did to make this country great....

HAHAHAHAHA

they would be rolling in their graves now by what crap has been going on.

So instead of reflecting, around 25 of us crazies will be off to Cedar beach to play wiffleball, eat crappy sandwiches and drink hopefully cold beer on saturday. I hope some one brings the boombox.
Happy 4th everyone, and dont come to me with your nub of a hand when you blow it off with a firecracker.