The Purple Pimp

One morning I was coming home hung-over rubbing my eyes and dragging my ass. I saw this guy (above) strutting down the street, I thought nothing of it since I was seriously hung-over and I thought I was hallucinating.
Well fast forward a few weeks later (this morning) I was on my way to work and saw him again, the same outfit with a badass strut. I had to get a couple of shots out but only got one. Sort of like the elusive sasquatch, but in JC and in purple.

I cropped the photo to get a better look at him, what an AMAZING specimen. I slowed my roll to keep him ahead of me so as to see where he was going. He went down Montgomery and made a left a grove toward the path station only to pass it completely. Where the hell is he going in the morning? But of course the Holland tunnel is in that direction lined with hourly motels. You decide.
The dude is 100% P.I.M.P. Straight outta "Pimps Up, Hos Down". I thought Pimp Sticks were just an urban myth, perpetuated by hollywood movie hacks - but now I see that it's all REAL. So very real...
I need better representation. Did you get his information?
if there was an "urban geographic"/"urban america" ("wild america", that was a nature show, wasn't it?) type thing going on, you'd win a prize for this incredible sighting
you should submit this to National Geographic.
I still think you're a liar.