Exodus

Re-creating the exodus out of Egypt can be fun, especially if you have to climb on furniture to do so. This is what I had to do at my last sader at what some would call “the fairy princess castle”* but I like to call it “stately Wayne Manor”*.

One of the many things I’ve learned about sedars is that you must, I repeat MUST, pace yourself; the amount of wine being consumed will put you on your G-d fearing ass and climbing around furniture pretending the Egyptians are on your tail after many glasses of kosher malbec aint a good idea. Another thing I’ve learned is how heavy and dense unleavened cake is, but pretty damn good even with brisket juice.

I also would like to thank StacyRed for inviting me to her sader and letting this crazy Puerto Rican walk all over her furniture. I dig Judaism.

*”fairy princess castle” is what Stacy calls her building, because the lobby is very palatial but Michael and I think it’s more along the lines of “stately Wayne Manor”