This morning I decided I should take a nice swim up the Hudson, up to the boat basin then back down to 30th and strait to work only to find out someone saw a manatee swimming in the river. So I can no longer swim in the Hudson River. Jesus Christ, cant a guy swim in peace without someone thinking I’m a goddamned Manatee? Oh sure make fun of the fat guy, it’s fun to make fun of the fat guy. Bastards, every single one of you. Oh yeah I’m sure you wanna see me split my head open like piggy. gaaaaaaa
...I'm still laughing.
Shit, dude. I only JUST got the joke in the title! Oy vey.
It's a slow burner - or maybe I'm just rilly rilly dumb.