Dear Lounge,

Me again. This time my marriage is on the rocks and you're probably the only person who can help... thats not true... but I'm writing this anyway.

My wife says that the correct spelling for Aluminium is actually Aluminum. She has the gall to also pronounce it this way and refuses to see the error of her ways.

She needs to get with the program, even the explanation in Wikipedia clearly in my favor will not sway her.

I've tried talking sense to her, but what can I saw. She acted the same way when I told her about the Monkeys and how other people wrote their songs.

Damn monkeys.

Talk sense. Settle this once and for all.

Michael