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ME: Hey, are you on a mac right now? Did you install the 10.4.8 udate?
BS: yeah
wassup
Encrypted OTR chat initiated. bS identity not verified. 5:06
Me: what the? encrypt chat?
BS: SPEAK !
ME: peep this out. Hold the Ctrl key down and scroll up and down.
BS: HOLY COW
ME: WOAH, cool trick, right?
whats with the encrypting
BS: eh bored
ME: now i cant stop zooming
BS: yep
ME: jesus my chat is HUGE
BS: hello !
Because I'm a lazy bastard and I am a complete and utter hack I decided to post IMs that stand out this is one that was this morning.
[09:58] Lugolounge: hey happy belated
[09:58] juleepaw: today is my birthday
[09:58] Lugolounge: no wait, not belated
[09:58] juleepaw: its no belated
[09:58] juleepaw: thanks!
[09:58] Lugolounge: doh I thought it was the 9th today
[09:58] juleepaw: I couldnt be at work on my bday
[09:59] Lugolounge: word
[09:59] juleepaw: so I am having a julee day at home
[09:59] Lugolounge: smart girl
[09:59] juleepaw: I think so
[09:59] juleepaw: did I tell you the roach story?
[09:59] Lugolounge: I will take you out to lunch tomorrow
[09:59] Lugolounge: no
[09:59] juleepaw: please hold
[10:02] juleepaw: last thursday I was sitting at my desk at 6 pm working - my boss screamed at the top of this lungs a blood curdling one, the loudest scream I have ever heard a man make - apparently he found a roach in his shoe I mean he screamed at the top of his lungs - the whole office was scared and didnt know what was going on - I thought someone had finally gotten sick of him and taken him down - I thought for a second that I wished it was me- but it was just a roach - a big one but come on. Greg was so funny - he was like he's Indian he should be used to these things.
He made me come over to save him - I found him standing shoe less on top of his chair the roach had gotten into his shoe - because he had taken them off - he was walking around all afternoon with socks on. He acutally asked for more back up - from another member of our team - I assured him I could handle the emergency since I grew up in JC.
This is my life.
[10:04] Lugolounge: HAHAHA
[10:04] juleepaw: yep this is my job
[10:04] Lugolounge: this is genius can I post this on my site
[10:04] juleepaw: oh sure please do
Oh and Happy Birthday to one of my best friends in the world.
Kell Bell: I'm off tomorrow so I'll have a nice dinner waiting for you when you come home.
Kell Bell: How's that?
lugolounge: :)
Kell Bell: I'll rub your feet.
Kell Bell: :-)
lugolounge: what is the ocation
Kell Bell: occasion or location?
lugolounge: occasion
lugolounge: me spellin bad
Kell Bell: wow, that was really bad.
I think my girlfriend wants to break up with me, not for infidelity but for that fact that I cannot spell my way out of a wet paper bag. Ok so the last sentence was an exaggeration but the fact that I suck at spelling anything in the English language, much less in any other language, is true. I've been living with this painful secret for many years and now I have to come clean.
In grammar school, my most dreaded moments were the spelling bees, grade school children standing militarily in two lines facing each other and take turns spelling words. You would usually spot me, the chubby kid, looking down, sweating like mad, hoping to gord that they would give me a word like "bubble" or "train" ( I was typing "knapsack" but I spelled it "napsack"). 8 out of 10 times I would be the one who would go first.
I've known of my affliction for many, many years and I don't know how I can change this. I, for some reason, try to spell words phonetically (had a tough time spelling that one) but it's always wrong, I guess I just don't think like that.
