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My fellow 'mericas,
As we step closer (hours) into Election Day, we are bombarded with ad upon ads telling us that their opponent flipped-flopped / voted against / voted for / gave money to / took money from / spat on a little child with a fatal disease. I thought the onslaught would just be that, really I did, till this morning I saw two ads, one from each opponent. Attack ads attacking the opposing attack ads. Yes, that is correct. The two opponents in question are Doug Forester and Senator John Corzine. I’m still waiting for one of these opponents to come out with an ad saying “I will be waiting for you outside auto shop after class”. NJ politics have been down right “school yard”. Jersey City alone has the most entertaining election campaigns ever; you thought class president elections were funny. What’s even funnier is watching these “politicians” work a crowd, or in some cases try to.
I’m not going to bore you with who I’m going to vote for, or even with facts and figures, cause I’m tired of it. One thing I can say is, how sorry I feel for NYC right now because both candidates are scumbags, and this coming from someone who has to decide between two rich assholes.
About Jon Corzine
From: http://www.corzineforgovernor.com/about/
Jon grew up on a small family farm in central Illinois. His parents raised two boys while his father sold insurance and his mother taught public school.
About Doug Forester
From: http://www.doug2005.com/html/Doug.asp
Doug came from humble beginnings…Doug’s father never graduated high school, and his mother was born in a one-room house - they taught him the values of hard work, responsibility and integrity.
"Not only does Hillary Clinton obviously read Mag Magazine, she bathes nightly in the blood of Christian babies," -Senator Rick Santorum.This was said in reaction to Hillary Clinton saying "I sometimes feel Alfred E. Newman is in charge in Washington," during a speech in Colorado. Clinton later used Newman's catch phrase, "What, Me Worry?" to much joy and laughter.
All I can say is WOW, Rick, a bit harsh isn’t it? Little did Ricky know that bathing in the blood of Christian babies, relieves tension and prevents wrinkles, unlike what Ricky Rick does, bathe in the blood of non-Christian and non-white babies, which causes tension and frown lines and don’t forget leaves a dark ring around the tub.
The Prez later fired back his retort, comparing Hillary to "Lucy" from Peanuts. "Much like Lucy, Senator Clinton is an annoying, bossy loudmouth," Bush said. "And she's always pulling the football away at the last second--only in her case, the football is the truth."
WOW what a comeback.
what do you do when you get 100 or so people in a huge loft with 4 kegs and charge 20 bux a head? Around 2,000 bux baby, thats what you get.
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." ~George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
Seems like there is a swift boat vet in Columbus who's very angry about a letter. It bothers him that Sen. John Kerry's swift boat history has become such a political hot potato. But he's even more irritated that his name was included - without his permission - on a letter used to discredit Kerry. "I'm pretty nonpolitical," Anderson said Tuesday. So, when he found out last week that his name was one of about 300 signed on a letter questioning Kerry's service, he was "flabbergasted."
why cant people see the tactics the GOP are taking to discredit kerry. I guess they are blinded by the idiot smirk.
The Ronald Reagan Home for the Criminally Insane are here for the circus also, stuff to do http://www.insanereagan.com/
Today Jess (former Ho) Cohen, IMed me and finished it with "dude, your
governor is GAY. that's fucking brilliant" I actually did a spit take
and laughed so hard water shot out my nose (thank god it was water and not
soda, that shit hurts).
